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Drawcansir and has writ several Admired Inspectors. Brill: Yes Mr. Pasquin the World is kind enough to say my Friend Prometheus has given me a little Flame a small Portion A Spark A Ray of the Etherial that's all. I wish you wou'd come and breakfast with me One Morning. I wou'd shew you a little thing that wou'd please you it is but a Trifle; but it is neat something like Sapho a Ia ne se quoi Do you know the Inspector. Pas: No Madam. Brill: Nor the Fool. Pas: No Madam. Brill. Nor Sir Alexander. Pas: I am not so happy Madam. Brill. I'll make them your Friends If I see them here to Night I'll Introduce them to you. I am intimate with all the Genii in Town. but prithee what http://www.yellowpages.com/ is this Piece of yours? it has excited vast Curiosity. Is it after the Manner of Aristophanes or Fielding or Foot's Pieces don't tell me I won't have my Pleasure Anticipated but I assure I shall applaud I am mighty glad I don't know what it is It is much pleasanter to be Surprized be it good or bad. Enter Sir Eternal Grin. Hyd: This Mr. Pasquin is Sir Eternal Grin. He is what is call'd a good natured Man & extremely well bred So Polite he never frownd in his Life. Grin. No never in my Life I assure you Mr. Pasquin. Hyd: He is an uncommon Favourite with the Ladies And is never so happy as when they employ him. Grin. No never Sir. ha ha. Hyd: His whole Life is spent in Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 20 http://www.skype.com/ their Service ev'ry Morning you may See him running from Play House to Play House regulating the Box Book in Consequence of the Commissions he recieved over night for Places. that done he hurrys away to mill their Chocolate toast their Muffins make their Tea and wait on them to the Mercers In the Evening you may See him in every part of the Play House handing then in and Out and between every Act whisking from Box to Box; whispering News and Appointments. thence to half a dozen Drums and Routs; where after loosing to them at Cards Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 11 'till two in the Morning he has the happiness of seeing the dear Creatures to their Chairs and then goes home as happy as an Author after a Successfull first Night. Grin. 'Tis true Mr. Pasquin as Mr. Hydra says my whole Life is devoted to the Service of http://www.CBC.ca/ the Fair. therefore I hope there is no Indelicacy no severity Satyr or Ridicule against them in your Piece. if there be you must not take it Ill if I head a Party to damn it. ha ha ha. Pas. Sir I never Pollute my Productions with Invectives against the Fair. I am to the best of my poor Abilities their constant Advocate. he he he he. (#laughing & Mimicking him#). Grin. Why then I am your Friend to perpetuity: as to other Characters you may take what Liberty you please with them. there is Hydra an Admiral Character he pretends to Taste but he is ignorant as dear Sir I can furnish you with a thousand such ridiculous Wretches so that you need not have recourse to the Ladies. Pas: Sir I shall take particular Notice of Your Advice and follow it implicitly. Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 29 http://www.UTexas.edu/ and shall be Obliged to you for a few Characters. Grin. I'll send them to you depend upon it your Servant (#turns to the Company#) this Pasquin is a very Sensible Fellow and I believe will Please the Public for he minds what the Iudicious say to him. Enter Sir Roger Ringwood. Sr. Rog: Haux haux haux! hido hido. Iack Hydra yours. What is this ancient Chorus begun yet? this Farce after the manner of Aristotle and all the Heathen Gods. Zounds I am come twenty Miles from a red hot Fox Chace

on purpose to see it. What the Devil is this Hotch Potch? a Pantomime or a Tragedy? I believe I shall Salute it with a Seranade tip it dead Hollow Haux haux dead dead dead & damned but who is this Pasquin? Hyd: If you please I'll introduce http://www.irs.gov/ you to him. Sr. Rog: With all my heart. Hyd: Sir this is the famous Sr. Roger Ringwood. a five bottle Man I assure you; remarkable for his Taste in dramatic Performances & the loudest Voice that ever damn'd a Play. Sr. Rog: Hem (#Hems very loud#) Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 17 yes I have pretty good Lungs. hido hido! Hyd. Sr: I have known him fright a whole Box of Ladies into Fits with One blast of his Voice; drive the whole Party of an Author's Friends out of the Pit with the tremendous Courage of a few Oaths; and have frequently heard him harangue an Audience on a first night with as much Applause as every Tully did the Romans Sir Roger this is ye Celebrated Seignior Pasquin. Sr. Rog: Hum! dam me he looks like Mahomet Charratha going to dance the Rope. harkee Seignior what is Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 29 http://www.uk.imdb.com/ this Medley of yours? this Covent Garden Theatre? Is it in Italian? Pas: No Sir. Sr. Rog: In French? Pas: Neither Sir. Sr. Rog: Neither Why what the Devil Language is it in then? Pas: English Sir. Sr. Rog: English! Zounds I never heard of any English Farce with Greek Chorus's before. I reckon it is damn'd low Stuff. Q Scrib: That it is I'll answer for it before I see it. Sr. Rog: Harkee Seignor be it Tragedy or Farce I don't Care a Hare's Scut so there is but Fun in it. Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 22

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Pasquin#) Dia. O Mr. Pasquin I had like to have forgot I must give you a hint as you intend to Satyrize the vicious & the ridiculous that may be useful to you. that Lady You See there is the greatest Coquet in Town. She is the Noted Miss Brilliant that is Supposed to be well with his Grace and the Old General there are several others talk'd of but the World you know is censorious Upon my Honour I don't believe any Body but his Grace and the General ever had any Connexion with her. Pas. Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 15 http://www.House.gov/ Your Ladyship is very tender in thinking so but it is certain Sir Harry and she were least together in a Bagnio one Masquerade Night. Dia. Why that I knew to be true Mr. Pasquin but I did not care to say all I know because I wou'd not be thought Censorious that Young Lady with her Miss Bashful has a very fine Boy at Nurse above half a year Old. but very few Knew any thing of it. And she is now going to be marry'd to the North Country Knight It wou'd be Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 5 pity to speak of it She will pass upon him he's a very great Blockhead and She is good enough for him For he was not born in Wedlock himself. Pas. They will be a very proper Match Madam. Dia. Most proper Your humble Servant http://www.bravenet.com/ Seignior. Pas. Your Lordships most Obedient. Hyd. This Mr. Pasquin is a plain honest Citizen. He is called honest Solomon Common Sense; If you can please him and make him Your friend he can influence a large Number in your Favour; which will be of more Service to you than the Approbation of all the Pitt Maitres Critics and Wou'd be Witts from St. James's to White Chappel. Pas. I have often heard of the Gentleman he is in great Esteem amongst Our best Critics abroad and I shall make it my particular Study to merit his Approbation. Com. Mr. Pasquin you have it already. I like your manner of exposing the Follies of the Public extremely. Your making the Theatre the Scene of Action and the Censure and Approbation of the Audience the Chorusses to your Characters upon the Stage is quite New and Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 22 http://www.ualberta.ca/ very happily immagin'd. But now you have made us acquainted with your Characters. I think the sooner you throw them into Action and come to a Conclusion the better. Pas. Sir your Criticism is very just; And if Marforio is return'd I will proceed to an Examination of the Culprits and close for this night. (#Goes to ye side of the Scene#) Promptor is Marforio come back? Prom. No Sir. Pas. Gentlemen & Ladies I cannot possibly proceed till he returns. I reckon he will be here in about five Minutes; till then I shall take it as a Favour if you will step into the Green Room; and in the mean time The Musick by way of Act Tune may play God save Great George Our King to keep the Audience in Humour. Omn: Admirable! with all Our Hearts. God save the King. (#Ext Singing God http://www.WHO.int/ save Great George#) Act. 2. Enter. All the Characters. Pas. Gentlemen and Ladies pray take Your Places and now Marforio make your return. Mar. Why this being Masquerade Night there are no Drums or Routs. So we have taken up but a very few Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 14 Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 22

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I Suppose. Brill. Inevitably Madam unless the Spirit of your Character saves him. Ly. Lucy. O your Servant Madam Miss Giggle shall wee see you at the Masquerade to Night? Gigg. Certainly who can She be? She is very elegantly dress'd. Hyd. By all that's whimsical it is Lady Lucy come come unmask unmask there is no veiling the Sun. Ly. Lucy. O you fulsome Creature [#she unmasks#] from what Antiquated Romance did you Steal that vile Compliment. Omn. Lady Lucy. Ly. Lucy. Ladies your Servant. do you know that I am immensly delighted at meeting so much good Company here? Hyd: You dear Romantic Angel what brought you hither thus equipt? Ly. Lucy. My dear I am dress'd for the Masquerade; and was just Steping into my Chair to go to Lady High Lifes; who Sees Masks to night when this http://www.Duke.edu/ worthy Weight with great Civility told me he had a Warrant from Apollo to take up all disorderly Persons and said I must go before Monsieur Drawcansir the Censor of Great Britain. Omn. Ridiculous. Ly. Lucy. I was pleas'd with the Conceit; so hither I am come to Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 7 attend his Worship. Hyd. You dear Wild Creature. Ly. Lucy. Have you had any Sport. Hyd. Infinite we have had such hissing and clapping and laughing poor Pasquin has been roasted devilishly. Ly. Lucy. O Lud I am Sorry for that. prithee introduce me to him. Hyd. Mr. Pasquin your Friend Marforio was mistaken in this Lady; she is a Woman of Fashion the Celebrated Lady Lucy Loveit who has made great part of the Tour of Europe in Cavalier. Pas. Sir I have had the Honour of seeing the Lady Abroad Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 13 http://www.NREL.gov/ the last time I perform'd upon the Italian Theatre in Paris. Ly. Lucy. Well Mr. Pasquin tho' I am brought before you As an Offender I am vastly glad to see you in England. perhaps they may not relish you at first but I am sure you will take when once the Canaille come to understand you. I'll send you a thousand Anecdotes of my own Acquaintance. I will let you into the Secrets of every Intrigue Family and Character from Pall. Mall to Grosvenor Square. Pas. That will hit my plans exactly Madam. Ly. Lucy. I know it will [#whispers to him#] let me tell you there are some Characters present wou'd make Admirable Sport upon the Stage. there is Miss Single Life that pretended Old Maid is an immense fine one. I can give you all the Out lines & some of the most glaring http://www.google.ch/ Colours of her Character. Pas. Madam I shall take it as a Singular Favour. Ly. Lucy. I'll give it aloud before her Face as of another Person Mr. Pasquin. Pas. O dear Madam that will be vastly kind and quite polite. Ly. Lucy. Miss Dy

My dear I am going to describe a Character to Seignior Pasquin for his next piece. Dia. Madam the Company will be ineffably Oblig'd to you. Ly. Lucy. You must know my dear the History of the Lady is this Her Intellects are as odd and as aukward as her Person; her mind a Composition of Hypocrisy and Vanity; her Head like the Study of Don Quixot Stuffed with the exploded Romances of the two last Centuries her Style the quaint Quintessence of Romantic Fustian and her Manners those of a Princess in an Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 2 Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 29 http://www.dmoz.org/ Inchanted Castle. Omn. Ha ha ha ha. Dia. Your Ladyship has a most masterly Hand in Colouring. Ly Lucy. The vain Creature endeavours to pass upon the World for five and twenty A Maid & Strictly Virtuous but is fifty at least grey as a Badger has had three Children one by her Coachman One by a Horse Granadier and one by her present Friend the tall Straping Irishman whom they call the Captain. ha ha ha. Omn. Ha ha ha ha. Hyd. My dear Lady Lucy you are the very Hogarth of Ridicule there is no mistaking the Original [#apart#] see see poor Miss Dy. how She Miffs. the strapping Irishman was too plain. Omn. Ha ha ha ha O too plain too plain. Ly. Lucy Not in the least it will give http://www.OpenSource.org/ the Old Lady a Complexion She wants it besides I was Indebted to her for a full length She gave of me the other Day to a Country Gentlewoman at Lady Tattle Tongues Miss Dia. There is no being blind to this. I must return the Civility [#aside#] And pray Mr. Pasquin let me recommend a Character to Your Worship. Hyd. Ay now now for it Lady Lucy She'll [#apart#] draw your Likeness. Ly. Lucy. Sir She has my leave tho' She had the Talents of a Brugier with the Ill nature of a Swift. Miss Dia. The Character I mean Sir is not immaginary invented by Slander and Malice but a true Copy of a universally known Original which is a trifling wanton femal Rake: composed of Folly rudeness and Indecency. whose Vanity is in pursuit of ev'ry Fellow of Fashion She Sees and whose Life Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 21 http://www.columbia.edu/ is a continual Round of vain Inconstancy. Omn. Ha ha ha ha. Ly Lucy. Very good out lines upon Honour I fancy her Malice will Stir up some tollerable Ideas pray proceed Madam ha ha ha [#_laughing ridiculously & mimick'd by the other_#] M. Dia. Ha ha ha O Lud Madam I intended it I shall finish up the Picture to a perfect Resemblance you may depend upon it. ha ha ha ha. Ly Lucy. Well you are an agreeable young blooming giddy Creature; and really Miss your little youthfull prettiness becomes you. Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 20

But Miss Dy the Charactor the Charactor come I'll Sit for you; to quicken your Ideas you left off at vain Inconstancy. Miss Dia. I did so Madam and I will take it up at her affected Taste and Politeness if you please which Consist http://www.si.edu/ in praising ev'ry thing that's Foreign and in constantly ridiculing the Customs and Manners of her own Country tho' She herself is the most ridiculous Objection in the Nation. ha ha. Omn. Ha ha ha ha. Ly. Lucy. Admiral! I vow Miss Dy. You have a very Lively Immagination at your Years ha ha ha and very Charecteristic. I am amazed You never writ a Comedy. ha ha ha ha. Miss Dia. When I do Madam You may be sure I shall enliven it with Lady Lucy Loveit's Character. Ly. Lucy. She will be vastly Oblig'd to you for you will certainly do it great Iustice. Sr. Rog. Zounds Ladies have done with Your abuse and let the Farce go on; It was funny enough at First but you continue it too long. Com. Sir Roger is Right Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 6

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to touch roundly. Yours Yours Exit Omn. Ha ha ha. Hyd. An Admiral Reward for his Ingenuity. Sr. Eter. Extremely ridiculous I vow; and very Iust. Pas. Have you any more Offenders to Produce. Mar. No more But here is a Presentment against one Charles Macklin Comedian of the Theatre Royal in Covent Garden. Omn. Ha ha ha O pray let us hear that. Pas. The Substance of it is That he hath written a strange hotch potch Farce and puff'd it upon the Town as written after the manner of Aristophanes and the Pasquinades of the Italian Theatre. Gentlemen This is an Affair entirely Cognizable to the Town; All I can Say upon it is That if you Condemn him I will take Care the Blockhead shall never trouble you again In the manner of Aristophanes. Omn. Ay ay http://www.perl.com/ damn him Damn him. Omn. No no Save him save him. Pas. Well Gentlemen since you are divided we must respit Sentence till he appears in Person the next Court day. Gentlemen and Ladies Our Examinations are over for to Night. We must adjourn for I am afraid we have detain'd the Town too long. Hyd. Mr. Pasquin You have Satyrized Your Sharpor with great Humour and Propriety. And I like the Choice of several of your Characters very well. But I am afraid the Critics will Condemn Your Piece for want of a Plot Bob. Very true You shou'd have had a Plot Pasquin. Pas. Bless me Gentlemen! I am amaz'd at this Criticism. I expected great Approbation for the Newness and Dexterity of my Plot. Hyd. Ay! pray what is the Plot? Pas. I thought by this time that it was known to Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 25

http://www.macromedia.com/ ev'ry Person in the Audience. The Plot Sir is the filling of this House don't you see how thick it is. Hyd. Ha ha ha ha very well and now it is unravelled; extremely Clear! a very good Plott I protest. Omn. O very Clear very clear. Dia. But Mr. Pasquin You have no love nor Marriage in Your Farce; that is a fault a very great fault. Pas. Madam I have vast Quantity of Love in It as much as wou'd make half a dozen modern Romances; But I was advised by some Dramatick Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 18 Friends not to let it appear too soon. For Love in a Farce they said was generally very dull and what the English Audience always Complain'd of. But now we are come to unravel the Plot It must be known that Lady Lucy Mr. Hydra Sir Eternal Miss Brilliant http://www.tech.yahoo.com/ and all the Characters have a most Passionate Tendre for each other and have Privately agreed that this shall be the Happy Night. And as to a Wedding I have taken particular Care of that for among the disorderly Persons that were Seized by mistake they have taken up a Gentleman that lives near May Fair who waits in the Green Room to Sign the Passport of each loving Pair to The land of Hymen. And this I think is as much Love Plot and Marriage as is necessary in any Farce. Hyd. Upon Honour I am of your Opinion Mr. Pasquin. And I like your Catastrophes extremely. Mr. Common Sense what is your Opinion? Com. For my part Sir I am pleased with the whole Piece and think the Critics in particular must approve of it highly; As it is written up to the Strictest Nicety of Dramatic Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 12 http://www.whitehouse.gov/ Rules. Against the next Night Mr. Pasquin you must omit or alter some exceptionable Expressions And if you were to prune a few Redundances the whole Piece wou'd be the better for it. Pas. Your Criticism Mr. Common Sense is always Iust and I shall implicitly observe it. Com. And now Mr. Pasquin the sooner you come to your Peroration the better. Omn. Ay ay the Peroration the Peroration come Mount the Rostrum Mr. Pasquin. The Rostrum the Rostrum bring on the Rostrum. bring on the Rostrum! The Rostrum is brought on. Pasquin Ascends. Pas. Most August Respectable and Tremendous Public! whose Power is as uncontrolable as the Boundless Winds whose Iudgement infalable as opposeless Fate Whom Party cannot Sway Fear Intimidate Flattery influence nor Interest byass. You are each in the art of Government a Lycurgus; in the Art of http://www.creativecommons.org/ War a Caesar; In Criticism an Aristotle; In Eloquence a Tully; In Patronage a Mecenas; In Taste and Elegance a Patronius. Hyd. Harkee harkee Domine Pasquin this Panegerick is quite out of Character and Shews great Ignorance of the People You are Addressing. For know Sir that the British Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 25 Public has too much Dignity and Sense either to give or to recieve Flattery. Your best way of gaining their Esteem is by preserving Your Character to the last of a General Satyrist my Dear not. by degenerating to a Public Sycophant. Pas. I am afraid Sir I have been too free of my Satyr already. Com. Not at all Sir. while it is General and Circumscribed by decency it cannot be too strong for the English. For Our Wit Sir like Our Courage knows no danger Spares no Character. Bob. Right Right Dem me Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 20 http://www.irs.gov/ my dear give us Satyr keen cutting Satyr that's what Pleases Us And as to Your Panegeric take that to Madrid or Paris. Com. Mr. Pasquin the Public know they have Follies as well as Individuals; and so far from being Angry with the Man who ridicules them they always reward him with Approbation and Esteem. Pas: Why then Sir under the Protection of the Town and the Patronage of Common Sense I will like a faithfull Painter not a modern Dedicator finish up the Blemishes as highly as I have the Beauties of my Patron.

Bob. Ay now now for the Town I should be glad to see our own blind side. be sure to be Severe give us no Quarter. Pas. I shall not Sir You the Town are a Monstor made up of Contrarieties Caprice Steers Steers your Iudgement http://www.questia.com/ Fashion and Novelty Your Affections; Sometimes so Splenitic as to damn a Cibber and even a Congreve in the Way of the World; And some times so good Natured as to run in Crowds after a Queen Mab or a Man in a Bottle. Hyd. Why the Town are a little whimsical sometimes I believe? I beg pardon Mr. Pasquin for breaking in upon You. Pas. O no Offence Sir the Town has always a right to interrupt and disturb a Performance. It is their Prerogative and shews their Taste and their good Breeding Hyd. You are right go on go on a good Sensible Fellow and knows the Right and Privilege of the Town go on go on. Pas. You are a Being composed of all the Virtues and Vices Wisdom and Folly of Human Nature. All Men dread you; all Men Court Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 23 Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 5 http://www.ietf.org/ you; All Men love You and yet All Men strive to be independent of You. For you are so inconsistent that you are Constant in nothing but Inconstancy So good Natur'd so techy so wise and sometimes so otherwise In Short so much every thing that were the whole Sisterhood of the imitative Arts in emulous Association joyn'd with the Genius of your own Great Shakespear at their Head Directing their different Powers and wing his own boundless Imagination into Satyr and Panegirick for the Purpose They could not be too Severe upon Your Vices nor could they do Iustice to your Matchless Virtues. Omn. Bravo bravo Pasquin. Bob. A very good Peroration upon Honour; I believe he Stole it from the Robin Hood Society Pas. Gratitude and Public Spirit are the two Noblest Passions that ever warm'd the Heart of http://www.tucows.com/ Man or fired the Poets Imagination. They Should be the Springs of every Public Character and are this Night of Pasquin. inspired by them he has dar'd laugh at Female Folly and to lash a Noble Vice that Lords it in Our most Polite Assemblies. For which he who was late a Iudge and Public Censor in turn now trembles at Your dread Tribunal. The first and last Appeal of Players Poets Statesmen Fidlers Fools Philosophers and Kings. If by the boldness of his Satyr or the daring Novelty of his Plan and Fable He has offended He ought to meet with some degree of Candour as his Offence was the Effect of a Noble Gratitude and an Over heated Zeal to Please His Noble Guests & Patrons whom he Scorn'd to treat with Vulgar Cates Season'd and Serv'd with Flattery and Common Dramatic Art. For this boldness of his Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem http://www.ArXiv.org/ Satyr this is his Defence But for his dulness he has no Plea. If You Almighty Arbiters find him guilty of that Offence censure him as freely as he has censured others. And like the Roman Censor he will cry out with Patriot Ioy What Pity 'tis a Blockhead can be damn'd but once to Please the Critics. Finis. THE AUGUSTAN REPRINT SOCIETY _WILLIAM ANDREWS CLARK MEMORIAL LIBRARY_ University of California Los Angeles PUBLICATIONS IN PRINT [Where available Project Gutenberg e text numbers are given in brackets. ] 1948 1949 Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 21 15. John Oldmixon _Reflections on Dr. Swift's Letter to Harley . . . _ (1712) and _A. Mainwaring's The British Academy . . . _ (1712). [25091] 17. Nicholas Rowe _Some Account of the Life of Mr. William Shakespeare_ (1709). [16275] 1949 1950 22. Samuel Johnson _The http://www.flash.com/ Vanity of Human Wishes_ (1749) and two _Rambler_ papers (1750). [13350] 23. John Dryden _His Majesties Declaration Defended_ (1681). [15074] 1950 1951 26. Charles Macklin _The Man of the World_ (1792). [14463] 1951 1952 31. Thomas Gray _An Elegy Wrote in a Country Churchyard_ (1751)

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