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Mentioned to FIBBINS that I had just been "called " and was "thinking of reading in a Barrister's chambers;" and he seemed to take the most friendly and generous interest in me at once asked me indeed to call on him any day I liked at his chambers in Waste Paper Buildings which I thought extremely kind as I was a complete stranger. Go next day. Clerk with impressive manner receives me with due regard to his principal's legal standing. (_Query_ has a _rising_ Barrister any standing?) Ushered into large room surrounded with shelves containing I imagine the Law Reports from the Flood downwards. Just thinking what an excellent "oldest inhabitant" METHUSELAH would have made in a "Right of Way" case when DICK FIBBINS rises from the wooden arm chair on which he has been sitting at a table crowded Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 29 http://www.hcmut.edu.vn/ with papers and bundles tied up in dirty red tape and shakes hands heartily. "What's your line of country?" he asks "Equity or Common Law?" I admit that it's Common Law. Have momentary feeling that Equity sounds better Why _Common_ Law? "Quite right " he says encouragingly; "much the best branch. _I_ am a Common Law man too. " Refers to it as if it were a moral virtue on his and my part to have avoided Equity. Wonder if Equity men talk in this way about "Common" Lawyers? If so oughtn't there to be more _esprit de corps_ Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 12 in the Profession? "Been before old PROSER Queen's Bench Division to day " he proceeds. "Do you ever sit in Court?" I reluctantly confess that I have not made an habitual point of doing so. "Ah " he says finding that I can't contradict him as to what did http://www.bu.edu/ really happen in old PROSER's Court to day; "you _should_ have been there just now. Had BLOWHARD the great Q. C. opposed to me. But bless you he couldn't do anything to speak of against my arguments. PROSER really hardly would listen to him once or twice. Made BLOWHARD quite lose his temper I assure you. " "So he lost his case too I suppose?" I remark humorously. "Um " replies FIBBINS sinking into despondency "not exactly. PROSER didn't quite like to decide _against_ BLOWHARD you know; so he so he er decided _for_ him in fact. Of course we appeal. It won't " goes on FIBBINS more cheerfully "do BLOWHARD's clients a bit of good. Only run their bill up. I'm safe to win before the Court of Appeal. Lord Justice GRILL a first rate lawyer sure to reverse old PROSER. I can " he ends with Buy cheap webeasy pro 60 oem 2 http://www.orkut.com/ conscious pride "twist GRILL round my finger so to speak. " The idea of twisting a Lord Justice round one's finger impresses me still more with DICK FIBBINS's legal genius. How lucky I am to have made his acquaintance! Feel impelled to ask as I do rather nervously not knowing if a bitter disappointment does not await me. "Do you er take legal pupils ever?" I feel that I've put it in a way that sounds like asking him if he indulges in drink. 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